A few weeks ago, I went to the bars with some friends after work. I ran into one of my classmates. She had her ex-boyfriend there with her and told me, after introducing him to me, that back in middle school, Sarah Palin was his girlfriend.
Oh, can you imagine my delight at this opportunity? To probe him for questions and tease him relentlessly.
I wasn't too bad, actually.
But I did have a question for him. I asked him, party affiliates aside, do you honestly believe that if McCain and Palin were elected, and Palin should have to step up to be President, did he believe that Palin would honestly be a good president? (though, I may have not put it that way, but you get the jist)
His response, and I shit you not:
Yes, because she was captain of her basketball team.
So that makes her a good leader, I ask?
Yes.
Seriously. You can't make this stuff up, people!
My friend Jen and the infamous ex-boyfriend to Sarah Palin